I am so serious when I say that I will unfollow the fuck out of you if I see you reblogging that photo-set of the cockatoo covered in chocolate
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.
GOOD LORD. TAKE THIS PASSION SOMEWHERE USEFUL.
I PUT MY BIRDS IN CHOCOLATE ALL THE TIME AND THEY’RE FIIIIINE.
(Source: screamybutt)
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OMFG I FOUND THE ORIGINAL.
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Can I lick chocolate off your body xoxoxoxoxo o;
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The best part of this is that it’s from a movie. Jack and Jill, to be precise.
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I FOUND IT FINALLY
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